Friday, April 1, 2011

6th Anniversary

It's April Fool's Day again. I always tell ppl that it's a big joke that I ended up working here. And today marks my 6th year here. HA! But this year, I'm happier cos I'm leaving SOON. Picked the auspicious date of 4 April to throw my resignation letter. It's like finally... I told myself only to stay here for 2 years... But with a blink of eye, I'm here for 6 long years!! Unbelievable. I will miss my wonderful colleagues here. Ppl whom accompany me thr'out the long draggy days at work and watched me grow from a noob to an 'old bird' now. Hahaha. I've learnt a lot of things here. In order to survive here...

101 Survival Kit
  1. Always cover your ass with black and white documentation.
  2. It's about what your boss like, not what you like.
  3. It's not about how capable you are, it's about how obedient you are.
  4. Never to offend your boss, they are petty like school girls.
  5. Good actor.
  6. Great smoker.
  7. Taiji Master.
  8. Work smart, not work hard.
  9. Create positive impression. Even if you are not that good but you have created that impression that you are good, you are forever good in your boss' eyes.
  10. Always put your boss' 'face' before your pride. Their 'face' is more valuable than your pride.
I dunno how to wear a mask n bootlick the boss. So I'm still a AM after 6 years. Kanna rejected for promotion for 2 years. Though my HOD told me 1000x not to confront my Director on this issue when I go for my exit interview. But, if I dun voice out, I know, I can nv rest in peace. I need to slap tat idiot in the face. Though it's not going to change anything but at least, I let out my anger and screw that detestable Director left, right, centre!

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